Yearbook Quotes for Teachers

Funny Yearbook Quotes

Here's a list of funny yearbook quotes for your yearbooks! Hilarious yearbook quotes and sayings that are perfect for every yearbook.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. ~Gracie Allen

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. ~Ronald Reagan

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

I never did very well in math—I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally. ~Calvin Trillin

As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools. ~Author Unknown

Student: The brain is a wonder full thing
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know ~Daniel Boorstin

Good teaching is one-forth preparation and three-fourths theater. ~Gail Godwin

Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. ~Author Unknown

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